Langdon Kessner

The Florida Project 2017 A24 Spoiler Free Movie Review

The Florida Project

Moonee lives with her mother Hailey in a low-rent community motel outside of Disney World.
Pitch perfect 2 2015

Pitch Perfect 2

Pitch Perfect 2  is the sequel to the surprise hit Pitch Perfect .  After a humiliating performance at Lincoln Center, the Barden Bellas enter an inte... READ MORE
Movie Still of Michael Fassbender in Steve Jobs (2015)

Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs is no Jobs (2013). Watching them back-to-back would be like going from a flip phone to an iPhone 6s. Everything gets an upgrade.
Z for Zachariah [2015]

Z for Zachariah

Z for Zachariah  is the new Sundance flick which follows a disaster that wipes out most of civilization. A scientist (Chiwitel Ejiofor) and a miner (C... READ MORE
The Man From U.N.C.L.E. [2015]

The Man From U.N.C.L.E.

The Man From U.N.C.L.E.  is the new film from Guy Ritchie, directing again four years later after Sherlock Holmes.  In the early 1960s, CIA agent Napo... READ MORE
Shaun the Sheep Movie [2015]

Shaun the Sheep Movie

Shaun the Sheep Movie  is the new movie from one of my favorite studios, Aardman Animation.  Based on the popular television series, Shaun the she... READ MORE
Southpaw [2015]


Southpaw  is a boxing drama from director Antoine Fuqua (Training Day, The Equalizer).  Jake Gyllenhaal plays Billy Hope, an unlucky boxer who turns t... READ MORE
Ant-Man [2015]


Paul Rudd shines with his comedic charisma and we buy into his journey as he becomes the Ant-Man.
The Last Five Years [2014]

The Last Five Years

The Last Five Years is a musical drama.  More specifically, it’s a sad deconstruction of a marriage between Jamie (Jeremy Jordan) and Cathy (Anna Ken... READ MORE
Magic Mike XXL [2015]

Magic Mike XXL

Magic Mike XXL is the sequel to Magic Mike .  Three years after Mike (Channing Tatum) bowed out of the stripper life at the top of his game, he and t... READ MORE

Ted 2

Ted 2  is Seth MacFarlane’s sequel to his smash hit, Ted , a movie about Ted, a teddy bear that comes to life.  Just as last time, MacFarlane returns ... READ MORE
The Duff 2015 Spoiler Free Movie Review


The DUFF  is a teen comedy starring Mae Whitman as Bianca Piper, a high school senior who suddenly finds out that she is the DUFF (Designated Ugly Fat Frie... READ MORE

Furious 7

Furious 7  is the seventh installment in the surprisingly long-running franchise that started back all the way back in 2001.  What could’ve been just ... READ MORE
Entourage [2015] Spoiler Free Movie Review


Entourage  is the big screen follow-up to the hit HBO series of the same name.  A-list movie star, Vincent Chase (Adrian Grenier) and his three best f... READ MORE

Langdon Kessner

Movie Reviewer

I love movies and lamp.